The Kingdom of JellySpirit is a large, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 103 million JellySpiritians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 13.7%.

The JellySpiritian economy, worth 5.23 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 50,757 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

It isn't 'real music' without several cannons, there is something rotten in the state of JellySpirit, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JellySpirit's national animal is the Jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

JellySpirit is ranked 95,928^th in the world and 457^th in Concord for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,447.01 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.