The Republic of Jefulleis is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by George Francis with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.145 billion Jefulleisians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Homma. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jefulleisian economy, worth a remarkable 6,145 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 277,521 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The collars keep falling off pet snakes, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, and afternoon delight in care homes is restricted to a serving of spotted dick at 3pm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jefulleis's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Jefulleis is ranked 332,775^th in the world and 2^nd in Protocale for Least Corrupt Governments, with 0.93 percentage of bribes refused.