The Colony of Jeblia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Governer Alex Parker with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.711 billion Jeblians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jeblia City. The average income tax rate is 64.2%.

The powerhouse Jeblian economy, worth 223 trillion Rulas a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 82,292 Rulas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, and fur coats have become the latest fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeblia's national animal is the Blue Tailed Fish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Sunhaism.

Jeblia is ranked 41,149^th in the world and 2^nd in Arcesia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.23 law-abiding acts per hour.