The Republic of Jd7 is a tiny, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 14 million Jd7ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 48.5%.

The strong Jd7ian economy, worth 754 billion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is 53,883 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jd7's national animal is the dove.

Jd7 is ranked 46,580^th in the world and 162^nd in Pacifism for Nicest Citizens, with 18.02 average smiles per day.