The Holy People's Republic of JBR is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Susan Kwon with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 17.298 billion Sierrans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porciúncula. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Sierran economy, worth a remarkable 4,236 trillion Sierran Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 244,932 Sierran Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, and the army consists of only generals and grunts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JBR's national animal is the Sierran meerkat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Seventh-day Adventism.

JBR is ranked 1,570^th in the world and 1^st in The Central Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 153.88 law-abiding acts per hour.