The Technocratic Federation of Jaycize is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ethel Constanze with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.966 billion Jaycians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bellium. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Jaycian economy, worth a remarkable 1,020 trillion Terils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 205,409 Terils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Using "inspect element" is grounds for espionage charges, government leaders testify at international tribunals on why the sun went out, the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, and money grows on trees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jaycize's national animal is the Puffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jaycize is ranked 3,178^th in the world and 1^st in Verstan for Most Developed, scoring 96.95 on the Human Development Index.