The Hegemonic Isles of Jayalompan is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Overlord Corvus with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, soft-spoken computers, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.086 billion Jayaloms are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ronnerr. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Jayalompanian economy, worth 990 trillion Jadeite Bills a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 162,700 Jadeite Bills, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors are learning that red tape makes ineffective bandages, the nation excels at displacement, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves, and taxpayers cringe whenever someone brings up the Former Antagonist Reparations Treaty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jayalompan's national animal is the Barbary Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Travailism.

Jayalompan is ranked 311,803^rd in the world and 2^nd in The Junkyard for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -33 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.