The Republic of Jay Z is a titanic, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 14.542 billion Jay Zians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Jay Zian economy, worth a remarkable 1,667 trillion 80 million mores a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 114,667 80 million mores, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Public transit is widely considered to be perpetrating the patriarchy, children high on sugar can often be seen bouncing off walls, the smell of napalm in the morning is usually alongside grilled Beyoncer, and foreign invaders are putting Jay Zian lab rats out of a job. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jay Z's national animal is the Beyoncer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jay Z is ranked 264,807^th in the world and 5^th in Brooklyn for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.