The Republic of Jay Z is a titanic, orderly nation, notable for its smutty television, strictly enforced bedtime, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.675 billion Jay Zians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York City. The average income tax rate is 34.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Jay Zian economy, worth a remarkable 1,696 trillion 80 million mores a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 115,608 80 million mores, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", joggers are often arrested for breathing too heavily, and the study of quantum physics has been outlawed for fear of accidentally causing the end of the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jay Z's national animal is the Beyoncer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jay Z is ranked 254,980^th in the world and 5^th in Brooklyn for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 25.83 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.