The Dark Forest of Javan Tribes is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Dark Forest with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.901 billion Javanese are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Javanese economy, worth a remarkable 1,465 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 248,314 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,278,876 per year while the poor average 2,840, a ratio of 802 to 1.

The digital money revolution has cashed out, crayon squiggles were a late addition to the works of the Renaissance Old Masters, the nation's cuisine is the laughing stock of Hyperbolic Time Chamber, and government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Javan Tribes's national animal is the Lynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Voracious Human Nature.

Javan Tribes is ranked 6,509^th in the world and 1^st in Hyperbolic Time Chamber for Highest Average Incomes, with 248,314.72 Standard Monetary Units.