The Dark Forest of Javan Tribes is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Dark Forest with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, public floggings, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.341 billion Javanese are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Javanese economy, worth a remarkable 1,267 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 237,343 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,174,947 per year while the poor average 2,757, a ratio of 788 to 1.

Scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, patriotism is in the nation's DNA, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, and urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Javan Tribes's national animal is the Lynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Voracious Human Nature.

Javan Tribes is ranked 136,733^rd in the world and 1^st in Hyperbolic Time Chamber for Most Extreme, scoring 19.72 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.