The Republic of Jason is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Jason with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 6.985 billion Jasons are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Awesome. The average income tax rate is 52.1%.

The Jason economy, worth 348 trillion Fun Bucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,869 Fun Bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes, foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad, and police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jason's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jasonism.

Jason is ranked 125,508^th in the world and 3^rd in Schuylkill Valley for Highest Poor Incomes, with 26,299.31 Standard Monetary Units.