The Democratic Republic of Jasmurg is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.14 billion Jasmurgians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.0%.

The thriving Jasmurgian economy, worth 85.7 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 75,196 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job, and hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Jasmurg's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jasmurg is ranked 100,039^th in the world and 48^th in Union of Allied States for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 908.01 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.