The Republic of Jasirtaustan is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 771 million Jasirtaustanites are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ulicep. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.4%.

The powerhouse Jasirtaustanian economy, worth 56.1 trillion Won a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 72,807 Won, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 265,543 per year while the poor average 14,178, a ratio of 18.7 to 1.

Jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear, and nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jasirtaustan's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Jasirtaustan is ranked 82,126^th in the world and 4^th in Tiandi for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,674.85 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.