The Incorporated States of Jarn is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 24.675 billion Jarnians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.3%.

The thriving Jarnian economy, worth 912 trillion Roxes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 36,991 Roxes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 104,419 per year while the poor average 10,490, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Euthanasia is legal, voting is voluntary, and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime is a problem. Jarn's national animal is the tiger.

Jarn is ranked 253,764^th in the world and 47^th in The Genesis Corporation for Lowest Crime Rates, with 49.9 law-abiding acts per hour.