The Allied States of Jaritonia is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate population of 2.359 billion Jaritonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The all-consuming Jaritonian economy, worth 234 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 99,096 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, farmers trade ploughshares for swords when military sortition puts them in charge of regiments, those who cut young children are told to cut it out, and the government guarantees that tourists will have the ultimate trip on their trips. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jaritonia's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Jaritonia is ranked 7,433^rd in the world and 33^rd in Concord for Most Secular, with 97.03 Atheism Rate.