The Confederacy of Jaredplot is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 408 million Jaredplotians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The strong Jaredplotian economy, worth 18.9 trillion Afriks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 46,296 Afriks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 311,504 per year while the poor average 2,566, a ratio of 121 to 1.

Corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, and the entire entry for Jaredplot in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Jaredplot's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Jaredplot is ranked 15,501^st in the world and 9^th in Antisipation Refounded for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 7,579.63 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.