The Republic of Jar-Jar is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and ritual sacrifices. The cynical population of 263 million Jar-Jarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 35.5%.
The Jar-Jarian economy, worth 13.1 trillion Cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 49,691 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, the government denies any involvement in the release of the Hot Load computer virus, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, and legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jar-Jar's national animal is the Card, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Jar-Jar is ranked 313,295th in the world and 2nd in Fish HQ for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.94 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Jar-Jar, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
- : Following new legislation in
Jar-Jar, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses.
- : Following new legislation in
Jar-Jar, the government denies any involvement in the release of the Hot Load computer virus.
- : Following new legislation in
Jar-Jar, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
- : Following new legislation in
Jar-Jar, voters are one of the nation's top imports.
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Jar-Jar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in
Jar-Jar, a tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger.
- : Following new legislation in
Jar-Jar, sex changes are routinely performed at Jar-Jar's hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in
Jar-Jar, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land.
- : Following new legislation in
Jar-Jar, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work.

