The Disputed Territories of Japan SSR is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.391 billion Japan SSRians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 27.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Japan SSRian economy, worth 170 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,835 Delta Eagles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", Japan SSR has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, and town welcome signs list corporate sponsors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Japan SSR's national animal is the Kitsune.

Japan SSR is ranked 264,301^st in the world and 7^th in Comayaguela for Highest Average Incomes, with 38,835.2 Standard Monetary Units.