The Democratorship of Janisport is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Janis with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 23.175 billion Janisportians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The enormous government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castelo Azul. The average income tax rate is 57.1%.

The Janisportian economy, worth 877 trillion Coroas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,859 Coroas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Re-education centers are being added to most prisons, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, and park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janisport's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Buzziism.

Janisport is ranked 89,588^th in the world and 3^rd in Agora for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,083.22 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.