The United Kingdom of Janet Mills is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.732 billion Janet Millsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.7%.

The thriving Janet Millsian economy, worth 246 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 52,015 Delta Eagles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 152,124 per year while the poor average 14,039, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, and kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janet Mills's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Janet Mills is ranked 132,911^th in the world and 1^st in Centralias for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,103.48 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.