The Imperium of Jan123boy is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Graue Eminenz Jan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.2 billion Reichsbürger are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Reichsbürger economy, worth 489 trillion ReichsKronens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 152,924 ReichsKronens, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,083,754 per year while the poor average 7,202, a ratio of 150 to 1.

Doctors are in shock as hospitals go into cardiac arrest, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, visiting dignitaries often take advantage of strict reparation policies by stubbing their toes, and public hospital staff roll their eyes at anything less than a heart attack. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jan123boy's national animal is the Adler, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heil den Führer.

Jan123boy is ranked 315,637^th in the world and 2^nd in Walipperic for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -9.47 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.