The Holy Red Ecstasy of Jamulah is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Devi Ashtanga Bhaktinanda Shaktiprasad with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 11.023 billion Jamulayi enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jauharah. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Jamuli economy, worth a remarkable 2,031 trillion Pleasures a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 184,293 Pleasures, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, and pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jamulah's national animal is the White Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spiritual Hedonism.

Jamulah is ranked 11,374^th in the world and 9^th in Equinox for Most Stationary, with 1,821.04186925468 days.