The Holy Red Ecstasy of Jamulah is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Devi Ashtanga Bhaktinanda Shaktiprasad with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 20.206 billion Jamulayi enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jauharah. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Jamuli economy, worth a remarkable 3,918 trillion Pleasures a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 193,907 Pleasures, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Devi Ashtanga Bhaktinanda Shaktiprasad, ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices, the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, and government ministers claim to ride dragons to work. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jamulah's national animal is the White Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spiritual Hedonism.

Jamulah is ranked 214,238^th in the world and 13^th in Equinox for Largest Black Market, with 381 billion Standard Monetary Units.