The State of Jamie Flanz is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The quiet, industrious population of 25.561 billion Jamie Flanzians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and International Aid also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 26.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Jamie Flanzian economy, worth 743 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 29,093 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, gambling is outlawed, and Jamie Flanz has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jamie Flanz's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jamie Flanz is ranked 147,162^nd in the world and 6^th in Quito for Most Primitive, scoring -52.44 on the Scary Big Number Scale.