The Oppressed Peoples of Jalde is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons and enforced nudity. The compassionate, democratic population of 29.969 billion Jaldeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 19.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Jaldean economy, worth 904 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,159 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public nudity is compulsory, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and Jalde's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime is almost non-existent. Jalde's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jalde is ranked 139,512^th in the world and 12^th in A Liberal Haven for Longest Average Lifespans, with 70.94 years.