The Protectorate of Jakular is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 3.835 billion Jakularians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Jakularian economy, worth 28.0 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 7,309 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jakular's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jakular is ranked 221,254^th in the world and 36^th in Corvinia Refounded for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 225.58 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.