The Republic of JaJ is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its lack of airports and ban on automobiles. The hard-working, democratic population of 18 million JaJians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.2%.

The thriving JaJian economy, worth 830 billion Afriks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Soda Sales. Average income is 46,125 Afriks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 139,208 per year while the poor average 11,907, a ratio of 11.7 to 1.

Politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, and surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space'. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JaJ's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

JaJ is ranked 278,302^nd in the world and 38^th in Antisipation Refounded for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -8.1 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.