The Hawk of Jade7 is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 2.953 billion Jade7ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 18.5%.

The Jade7ian economy, worth 128 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 43,449 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jade7's national animal is the kiwi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jade7 is ranked 104,690^th in the world and 4^th in Tasoland for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring zero on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.