The Hawk of Jade13 is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning cobra population. The hard-working population of 2.882 billion Jade13ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.5%.

The Jade13ian economy, worth 130 trillion lire a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 45,052 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jade13's national animal is the cobra.

Jade13 is ranked 176,184^th in the world and 66^th in Darkest Skies for Highest Poor Incomes, with 22,638.17 Standard Monetary Units.