The Republic of Jackqueline is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, pith helmet sales, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed population of 453 million Jackquelineans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jackquelinean economy, worth 55.3 trillion candy cane gold bars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,989 candy cane gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', and hospitals are cleaned with lemons and vinegar. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jackqueline's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Jackqueline is ranked 175,071^st in the world and 6^th in Freyaria for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,462.16 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.