The Theocracy of Jacesonia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Steward Michaelis with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, enslaved workforce, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.33 billion Jacesonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parkephine. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Jacesonian economy, worth 16.3 trillion Cesols a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,287 Cesols, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tomato-covered corpses that decorate the nation's cities are a favourite amongst morbid tourists, inflated egos go along with an inflated currency, the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun, and children are brutally beaten for saying gyatt and skibidi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jacesonia's national animal is the Turtle-Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Truanism.

Jacesonia is ranked 298,432^nd in the world and 117^th in The Pacifica for Nicest Citizens, with 0.5 average smiles per day.