The State of Jabodetabeki is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 16.081 billion Jabodetabekians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The strong Jabodetabekian economy, worth 949 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 59,071 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot, Jabodetabeki has designated Westminster as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of Jabodetabeki in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Jabodetabeki's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jabodetabeki is ranked 222,509^th in the world and 3^rd in Jakarta for Most Patriotic, with 3.82 flags saluted per person per day.