The Theocracy of J Smitty LV is a huge, genial nation, notable for its suspicion of poets, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 955 million J Smitty LVians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 34.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong J Smitty LVian economy, worth 75.4 trillion 10 Percent of Your Monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 78,966 10 Percent of Your Monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

A historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation, it is cheaper to die in the wilderness than to survive, most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade, and the first sword of J Smitty LV does not run. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. J Smitty LV's national animal is the Cain but Bigfoot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

J Smitty LV is ranked 176,475^th in the world and 9,171^st in Osiris for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.03 percentage of bribes refused.