The Empire of J o Jian Capture Squad W8 is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.994 billion J o Jian Capture Squad W8ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The strong J o Jian Capture Squad W8ian economy, worth 748 trillion Sauces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 62,408 Sauces, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. J o Jian Capture Squad W8's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

J o Jian Capture Squad W8 is ranked 50,935^th in the world and 1^st in The Interregional Axis for Largest Populations, with 12.0 billion capita.