The Empire of J o Jian Capture Squad BB5 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.18 billion J o Jian Capture Squad BB5ians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The thriving J o Jian Capture Squad BB5ian economy, worth 123 trillion Stolen Lightsabers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is 56,873 Stolen Lightsabers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 201,315 per year while the poor average 11,601, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime is moderate. J o Jian Capture Squad BB5's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

J o Jian Capture Squad BB5 is ranked 142,009^th in the world and 1^st in Voidcall for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,207.42 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.