The Empire of J o Jian Capture Squad AB2 is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.656 billion J o Jian Capture Squad AB2ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The strong J o Jian Capture Squad AB2ian economy, worth 688 trillion Sauces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 59,013 Sauces, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, military spending recently hit a new high, and women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. J o Jian Capture Squad AB2's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

J o Jian Capture Squad AB2 is ranked 112,308^th in the world and 1^st in VwV for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,955.2 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.