The Theocracy of J D Vance is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.6 billion J D Vanceans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 23.9%.

The J D Vancean economy, worth 239 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 52,171 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Wandering J D Vanceans are known for their one-track minds, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass, and male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. J D Vance's national animal is the Kitsune.

J D Vance is ranked 89,013^th in the world and 2^nd in Pravda Girls High School for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,629.04 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.