Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 987thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,914thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,208th
The State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Unity and Prosperity!
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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J a p a n

Population5.75 billion

CapitalTokyo
LeaderEmperor Reiwa
FaithShintoism

CurrencyYen
AnimalMacaque

The State of J a p a n is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Reiwa with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, public floggings, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.75 billion Japanese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokyo. The average income tax rate is 87.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Japanese economy, worth 904 trillion Yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 157,304 Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, the crispy fried liver of a Macaque is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, and children can sing 'We Are the Champions' but can't spell it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. J a p a n's national animal is the Macaque, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shintoism.

J a p a n is ranked 282,692nd in the world and 104th in Japan for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -12 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 987thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,914thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,208thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,842ndLargest Mining Sector: 4,331stMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,333rdLargest Black Market: 5,847thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,804thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,889thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,043rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,146thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,448thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,681stMost Authoritarian: 11,754thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,701stLargest Retail Industry: 14,729thMost Primitive: 14,740thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,829thMost Secular: 14,841stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 20,539thHighest Average Incomes: 23,028thMost Patriotic: 25,306thMost Avoided: 26,697thLargest Governments: 29,105th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : J a p a n was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in J a p a n, children can sing 'We Are the Champions' but can't spell it.
  • : Following new legislation in J a p a n, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were.
  • : Following new legislation in J a p a n, the crispy fried liver of a Macaque is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants.
  • : J a p a n's influence in Japan rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : J a p a n was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in J a p a n, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
  • : Following new legislation in J a p a n, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • : Following new legislation in J a p a n, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.
  • : Following new legislation in J a p a n, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks.

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