The Republic of Izern 7 is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, unlimited-speed roads, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.288 billion Izern 7ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Izern 7ian economy, worth 721 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 136,347 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 435,747 per year while the poor average 32,409, a ratio of 13.4 to 1.

Hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Izern 7's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Izern 7 is ranked 284,754^th in the world and 158^th in Voidwolf for Least Corrupt Governments, with 66.09 percentage of bribes refused.