The Pan-Finnic Lutheran State of Ixnayan Meridia is a titanic, pleasant nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 23.66 billion Ixnayan Meridians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valkadun. The average income tax rate is 18.6%.

The Ixnayan Meridian economy, worth a remarkable 1,352 trillion Meridian lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 57,159 Meridian lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes, divorce is illegal, and the nation's countrysides are littered with landmines due to ongoing family disputes. Crime is relatively low. Ixnayan Meridia's national animal is the skua and its national religion is Lutheranism.

Ixnayan Meridia is ranked 184,830^th in the world and 13^th in Oriental Constanta for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.91 percentage of bribes refused.