The Expanding Presence of Ixnay Puppet League is a massive, safe nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.302 billion Ixnay Puppet Leagueans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Discord. The average income tax rate is 81.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ixnay Puppet Leaguean economy, worth 236 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 102,815 Imperial Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, mechanics are often exhausted by their work, self-sufficiency is built on seizing foreign assets, and elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ixnay Puppet League's national animal is the Yellow Labrador, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ixnay Puppet League is ranked 89,384^th in the world and 12^th in Oriental Constanta for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.