The Republic of Ive Got the Numbers is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.41 billion Ive Got the Numbersians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 56.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Ive Got the Numbersian economy, worth 356 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 65,908 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, and there are increasing complaints that male AI assistants have aggressive voices. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ive Got the Numbers's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ive Got the Numbers is ranked 42,110^th in the world and 33^rd in Daylight Savings for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,035.47 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.