The Emergent Society of Iuseyoamnitas is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The cynical, devout population of 19.325 billion Iuseyoamnitasians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.4%.

The powerhouse Iuseyoamnitasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,708 trillion bismuth lire a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,422 bismuth lire, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail, and homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iuseyoamnitas's national animal is the mediterranean cedar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Iuseyoamnitas is ranked 78,750^th in the world and 4^th in Tide for Highest Average Incomes, with 88,422.6 Standard Monetary Units.