The Colony of IUOF33 is a mammoth, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 8.88 billion IUOF33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 11.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient IUOF33ian economy, worth 382 trillion Citas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,128 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. IUOF33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

IUOF33 is ranked 83,797^th in the world and 1^st in International Union of Fascists for Largest Populations, with 8.88 billion capita.