The Natural Order of Itzoma is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Itzo with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 31.873 billion Itzomen are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed, including voting. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shamballah. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.2%.

The all-consuming Itzoman economy, worth a remarkable 2,768 trillion Byzantiums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 86,861 Byzantiums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 327,691 per year while the poor average 16,037, a ratio of 20.4 to 1.

Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, and the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Itzoma's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

Itzoma is ranked 2,518^th in the world and 7^th in Texas for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 7,734.86 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.