The Republic of ITBToo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by US Marshal Rooster Cogburn with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.216 billion ITBTooans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankh-Morpork. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The frighteningly efficient ITBTooan economy, worth 225 trillion Bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 101,424 Bits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 545,440 per year while the poor average 9,822, a ratio of 55.5 to 1.

Pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, taxmen are issued platinum-cap designer boots to kick bankrupted ITBTooans when they're down, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and bins outnumber trees in city parks. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. ITBToo's national animal is the Leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

ITBToo is ranked 37,511^th in the world and 5^th in Texas for Highest Drug Use, scoring 310.46 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.