The Dominion of Israld Kea is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its closed borders, anti-smoking policies, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.318 billion Israld Keans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Israld Kean economy, worth 209 trillion ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Retail. Average income is 90,033 ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS, and government agents are triangulating the position of the rainbow's end for the purposes of gold acquisition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Israld Kea's national animal is the thrush, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Israld Kea is ranked 32,370th in the world and 17th in Aeternum for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 20,781.69 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.
National Happenings
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Israld Kea, government agents are triangulating the position of the rainbow's end for the purposes of gold acquisition.
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Israld Kea, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS.
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Israld Kea, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child.
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Israld Kea, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
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Israld Kea, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives.
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Israld Kea, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Israld Keans any less frightened.
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Israld Kea, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.
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Israld Kea, a crystal a day keeps the establishment away.
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Israld Kea, euthanasia is illegal.
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Israld Kea, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.






































