The Kingdom of Isogosa is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, ritual sacrifices, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, devout population of 25.335 billion Isogosans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.9%.

The powerhouse Isogosan economy, worth a remarkable 2,542 trillion crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,337 crowns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 331,759 per year while the poor average 22,685, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep, and understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isogosa's national animal is the ermine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Isogosa is ranked 231,476^th in the world and 31^st in Land for Nicest Citizens, with 9.76 average smiles per day.