The London Borough of Islington is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.845 billion Islingtonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Upper Street London N1. The average income tax rate is 35.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Islingtonian economy, worth 892 trillion Minoan tala a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 30,928 Minoan tala, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, and translators are keen to explain feline MPs' claw and ordure policies. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Islington's national animal is the little owl, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Islington is ranked 209,377^th in the world and 5^th in London for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -1.77 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.