The Theocracy of Islein Kar is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Neil Armstrong with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, ritual sacrifices, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.798 billion Islein Karians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Moon. The average income tax rate is 88.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Islein Karian economy, worth a remarkable 5,086 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Uranium Mining, Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 244,555 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

People accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, and former weapons designers now boast about their non-jamming semi-automatic nail guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Islein Kar's national animal is the porpoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hollywood.

Islein Kar is ranked 265,361^st in the world and 10^th in SPACE for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.