The Republic of Isle of Bones is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.466 billion Isle of Bonesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Isle of Bonesian economy, worth 7.80 trillion Bones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 5,322 Bones, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Colonial subjects have Isle of Bonesian culture shoved down their throats, Isle of Bones has designated Isle of Bones City as its capital city, factories are beating plows into swords, and peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isle of Bones's national animal is the Pirate Skeleton, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Isle of Bones is ranked 260,954^th in the world and 237^th in Sertia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 39.43 on the Kitten Softness Rating.