The Emirate of Islamic Ixnay is a very large, genial nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, compulsory military service, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, devout population of 288 million Islamic Ixnayians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality and Education are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 43.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Islamic Ixnayian economy, worth 13.3 trillion Emir Bucks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,071 Emir Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders, pop stars who make it big overseas are hailed as economic heroes, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, and prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Islamic Ixnay's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Islamic Ixnay is ranked 30,561^st in the world and 1^st in Dar al Ixlam for Nicest Citizens, with 20.14 average smiles per day.